Lost

I have lost my voice. Finder’s keeper’s. I needed an upgrade, anyway.

3 Responses to “Lost”

  1. Hmm? How about a movie announcers voice. Grating, booming. Sounds like you are seven feet tall and been smoking cigarettes since you were twelve?
    No?
    Then sultry and whisperey. Like a hot wind through black trees.
    No?
    Then a high pitched whiney voice like a bRittish tourist with a cold?
    Okay, I’m bored with this.

  2. I’ll have the movie announcer voice, thank you very much. But my doctor said I shouldn’t talk for a couple of days. What to do?

  3. Point at your crotch and make slurping noises?

    Just a suggestion.

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