How I deceive myself into thinking I am (still) attractive
Posted on November 18th, 2005 by monsoux
or How the right outfit makes up for the young toned body and face I don’t have anymore
Her (to me): Babe, you are hot.
Him (has been working arduously until then being sucked into the computer screen, stops, gives the top to bottom screening look): Yes.
Me: grin (and I am thinking: Yes! They like me! and almost simultaneously: how come I feel so tired, discharged and ultimately old?!)
Sorry, no pics today.
dogshit. a bit too early or rather too late for that.
can’t even tell u to grow up, would be self-defeating.
u couldn’t possibly anyway. perhaps this is why the universe loves u in the first place
ps. btw, there are no errors in this comedy.
u keep misreading, u saphead
Woah.