Flashes
Posted on December 22nd, 2005 by monsoux
When drunk, I have a compulsive need to throw some of the things that happen to be in my hand, such clothes I took off, into the toilet. This need is not always followed by the need to flush.
You take a whole man glossy magazine - is there such a thing? - and I remember only that I’d better masturbate daily to save my prostate. Which one is wrong, the magazine or me?
Masturbation saves your prostate? WTF?
Actually, it reads “ejaculation. So masturbate.”
I thought the link below might be inspirational to your white season activities:
http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/wanking.html
Don’t forget to play the mp3 at the bottom of the page