The Memorable Quotes from The Shape of Things are taken from imdb.com. Believe it or not some were better in Romanian than in the original. Good translation job? Maybe. I especially enjoyed the final scene with the argument over what art is.
Phillip: I begged you to throw out the farm coat freshman year, I mean, you’ve lost both of us a lot of dates with that that thing on! You’ve had it since, birth, OK, so do me a favor and let’s not pretend that the jacket and the, ahh, weight and the Bon Jovi hair are no big deal. Because when it comes to routine, you used to be like Mister goddamn Rogers!
Evelyn: Pornography is meant to titilate and excite you. I mean does a penis excite you? Any ol’ penis? Did you like what you saw? Did it get you hot?
Phillip: I may have a big mouth, but at least I keep it to myself.
Adam: You’re sick.
Phillip: Somewhat, yeah. But I’m nice-looking… which makes up for a lot.
Adam: When Picasso took a shit, he didn’t call it art. He knew the difference. That’s what made him Picasso.