Life blender
Posted on February 5th, 2007 by monsoux
Wake up, you are already tired, push snooze, twice, three times if you count all the alarms you have set, add coffee, loud music, desperate calls, somebody’s bathroom is leaking, somebody wants an English version of a document. Push start, embrace the blades. Yeah, you’re mixing!

You forgot the blend-a-med.
Dare you compare tooth paste to coffee? I don’t think so! Coffee IS useful.
Toothpaste hugs coffee (one hopefully brushes teeth before and after coffee). Plus, blend-a-med goes with the blending theme.
Or do you prefer the worldly Colgate?
*sneezes*
(then)
*snoozes*
typical love and hate relationship, I’d say.