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Bleak House


What better reason to make my way out of the house but guilt. Guilt that I am behaving like them big annoying shots. Always making promises they don’t keep. Mouth full of bullshit and smiles. Never returning calls, never giving a crap. Too late… I was one hour late as it were. The lady was in no position to complain. I apologised and was extra nice anyway, but couldn’t help noticing her herpes. She kept touching it passingly, too much hand, too much hair. She left happy, I was left feeling I never get to accomplish anything. The day went down from there.

The boot


I remember once returning from my Romanian tutoring classes in the eight grade, a guy in the street pushed me and as I had fallen another one kicked me in the jaw. I remember the boot approaching, impact and all. It was cold and dark and all of the sudden it was just me out there, on the cold ice. Nineteen years later and I still don’t know who they were and what has actually happened.

For whatever some might say, not everything happens for a reason. God is not busy keeping scores in a little red book and sometimes there is a good chance that when you see the boot approaching you haven’t actually done anything wrong.

Can anyone tell me a good reason for getting out of the house today? The list is open.

Quest for 100% cotton underwear

I have also replaced the missing bulb. Let there be light.

I am print journalist, I drank it all


Have you seen why DiCaprio will not be getting an Oscar anytime soon? I have.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I am turning into something I despise. I am poet and a bad driver.