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Stincking is the new black


NOT! I hate it when they stop the hot water without prior notice. I cannot bring myself to wash in cold water so here I am boiling it on the stove, like in the Middle Ages, or very close to that time. Yeah, I know they were not really washing in those times, but they were boiling water, weren’t they?

I also forgot to buy milk for the morning coffee.

Everything is so dusty around me, from mounting the windows, I even think I’ve got dust in the crack of my butt.

Tuesdays are lovely, overall. NOT!

Behold my teachings to you


As I have managed to create somewhat dustfree island in the middle of my dust ridden habitat, and as I am eating peanuts like an elephant, I have reached the final ultimate truth. Dust, like unwanted fat, goes to all those places. A few safe heavens include: the inside of my empty fridge, the contents of one or more beer cans, fresh peanuts and Frank Sinatra.