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Last night

I felt welcomed, tired, happy, old, envious, poor, underachieved, gregarious, caring, in love. At the same time. Somebody turned thirty and I delivered a bamboo.

I’ve never known how many teeth the humans have

I am withholding myself from sending you the following text message “I am staring at your teeth”. I hope this will cause you at least a smile.

We have it easy

Whenever you feel your life is unbearably complicated, read about Thomas Beatie.

One more before I go

This is a before and after example.

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Barcelona here I come

I am the master of time compression. Procrastination and efficiency are my master tools. Beware. Next on my target list: Fiqueras and Sitges.

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Nothingness

I find it amazing when I am tired and ready to go to sleep after doing absolutely nothing.

A blues serie

If only my whole life was equally sorted out, like my weekends!

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The dog’s a moron :)

Beware! Mean dog, it will drool all over you. If you jump the fence it won’t let you go. Unless you play fetch and pet it a couple of times. dsc00033.JPG

Situation Normal: All F*cked Up

What can go more wrong? I mean eventually a construction company will take your name.

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About friends and spam

Reply with personal messages to spam from friends. They must mean well.

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