If I am a sex addicted to you, is this how withdrawal feels?
Can somebody please explain why I feel like I have wasted my time with this one. I remember thinking immediately after “This is why T doesn’t like French movies”. Only it’s German. And I like French movies. I like them, mostly. And what is with the remote control scene, huh?
Since I don’t hurry anywhere any more I am pretty much rested and likable. I therefore I recommend the Zen driving. What is Zen driving, you ask? Drive like you own the BMW not the world.
In other news the fattest biker I have ever seen riding a motorbike almost knocked me over on a pedestrian crossing while we were all watching a fat beardy guy in a fat Landrover after he had just bumped into an innocent white car. Soothing pills anyone?
The menu included The Life and Death of Peter Sellers and the Good Night. Other courses were of course had, but not so worth mentioning.
When you wake up and your face looks like a Charlie Chaplin shoe, you obviously have no clue still. When you don’t manage to obtain coffee from the coffee machine because you have errr forgotten to add water previously, you have just messed with your coffee bathroom cycle. When you go for the new bathroom breakfast coffee cycle, it’s also because you have attempted to pour milk from an unsealed tetra pack. You have a full fledged breakfast. That in itself is a wonder, considering the numerous intermediary actions required in order to achieve such excellency. By now you have your eyes wide open, you brain starts to unravel. You consider writing a rant and posting it. You have your final confirmation, when you read the following spam “you have drank yourself to death and considered it”. Visionary! Where are the days of Viagra, Cialis and plain Nigerian scams? I ask.