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I say tomato

I say sour throat instead of sore throat.

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Where to go

What to do.

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Sort of abstinence

If I am a sex addicted to you, is this how withdrawal feels?

Funny Games

Can somebody please explain why I feel like I have wasted my time with this one. I remember thinking immediately after “This is why T doesn’t like French movies”. Only it’s German. And I like French movies. I like them, mostly. And what is with the remote control scene, huh?

Less gas pedal, temper makes skin go bad

Since I don’t hurry anywhere any more I am pretty much rested and likable. I therefore I recommend the Zen driving. What is Zen driving, you ask? Drive like you own the BMW not the world.

In other news the fattest biker I have ever seen riding a motorbike almost knocked me over on a pedestrian crossing while we were all watching a fat beardy guy in a fat Landrover after he had just bumped into an innocent white car. Soothing pills anyone?

Status proxemics

When you’re not here, there is little motivation to go beyond the morning coffee. And there is the being horny.

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Beast’s awaiting reflects master’s expectation

Spring reflects in low web traffic. Also, no so many smart ideas, either.

I have been Overpowered by Roisin Murphy. She’s taken over the sound system both at home and in the car. I suspect she’s gonna use the iPod to get those Bose headphones too. It’s also called “The album”. I like that.

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Movie feast

The menu included The Life and Death of Peter Sellers and the Good Night. Other courses were of course had, but not so worth mentioning.

Little signs for the odd day

When you wake up and your face looks like a Charlie Chaplin shoe, you obviously have no clue still. When you don’t manage to obtain coffee from the coffee machine because you have errr forgotten to add water previously, you have just messed with your coffee bathroom cycle. When you go for the new bathroom breakfast coffee cycle, it’s also because you have attempted to pour milk from an unsealed tetra pack. You have a full fledged breakfast. That in itself is a wonder, considering the numerous intermediary actions required in order to achieve such excellency. By now you have your eyes wide open, you brain starts to unravel. You consider writing a rant and posting it. You have your final confirmation, when you read the following spam “you have drank yourself to death and considered it”. Visionary! Where are the days of Viagra, Cialis and plain Nigerian scams? I ask.

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Verbs

I have barflied my boyfriend this past weekend. I have also continued to ikea my house.

I mean somebody took us to the relatively new Bar Fly on Saturday, where some girls took pictures with my hat. And with me.

I have also gramoed!

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