Going nuts
Instead of doing just that or going for somebody’s nuts, I have used my Ikea hammer and I had a do it yourself snack.
The nuts have their own story told by Ion. Ion is eighty something, has an old lady back home and keeps the keys to the fortress on the top of the mountain. I assume he doesn’t get paid for letting the people in, since the mayor’s office lets him use the orchard around the fortress. When we saw him he was just so happy to talk to someone. Like that I have learnt he lost his finger at the lumber factory, and some more, later on, at home. Even more happy he was for the six lei he got. That’ll transform into fangs and submarines.

