T0p D0g Reloaded

If I were your friend I’d advise you to really to make friends with the secretaries. I have always been a friend of secretaries and there are more benefits than inconveniences, trust me.

1) Secretaries are human too, they can be befriended.

2) Smart secretaries learn. That is if you have anything to teach.

3) Smart secretaries will not always be secretaries.

Perhaps the etimology of the word is once again very revealing.

Tags: Simon says by monsoux
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Anca Boagiu has a hotline. 0800 BOA GIU. Since I have already learned there is no such thing as a free lunch, I want to know, on whose money?

Gillette is cheating and I am frustrated. What next? The zillion razor blade?! When is the insanity going to stop? Two blades made sense, three were neat, four are better, five is already you’re taking me for a fool. Especially since it’s rather difficult to buy “refills”.

And the cherry on tonight’s cake: click here for the Placebo official page. Go to “ Tour“. Have you ever imagined you are then only one click away FROM THIS?!? There must be a brilliant mastermind set to sabotage Placebo in Romania.

Tags: rantrantrant by monsoux
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I don’t know if he was the first to say it. I don’t care if this is Internet folklore already. I know it from one of andix’s comments. Thank you. It’s a perfect lesson for life.

“Your ass is your best friend. Your own ass won’t let you down. Care for your own ass, ’cause it’s gonna be with you for the rest of your life.

In other words, your ass comes first. watch your ass.”

Tags: I can relate, Simon says, amused, the writing on the wall by monsoux
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