Emotionally distressed diet
Worried about the extra few centimeters/inches around your waist? I have the perfect solution: stress. Remember! what works for me might not necessarily work for you. I indulge myself. In loathing inclusive. First of all, forget about regular time for eating. Eat when you remember. Or don’t. When you do, do so excessively. You’ll be so sick you won’t need anything for a while. For instance, have what I had: green olives, cheese, and chocolate. Don’t forget to hydrate. For this use water and plenty of it. When under deadline related stress add a liter/gallon or more of coke, it will make you quicker. And, oh, if you can do this for more than two days without developing severe medical conditions, let me know.
Experiences like these lead to accidental discoveries. I am pretty sure this is how chocolate mints came about. Just mix Altoids with a lot of chocolate. You get the picture.
