This is how I feel after trying the iPhone on display at the Orange Concept Store earlier today. So, there he was this guy who must’ve tried the device before me and was still logged on his FB account with the device I was testing. I have first updated his status for all his friends to see: “X is still logged on a device in an Orange shop and a complete stranger is messing with his account”. And then I logged him off. And I am now smiling.
“Excuse me, are you cleaning that up?”
“Excuse me, the dog is pissing. When you go behind that tree, how do you clean that up?”
All the looney cases aside, I enjoy walking rollerblading the dog in the park. There are a lot of sweet granny types, adorably innocent little ones and oh, let’s not forget, on a totally different note: the hunks.
I know, and accept! we cannot eradicate stupidity. But can we please make it illegal?
And by that I mean a bulldog. So big I can remember it three days after.
Doll, I’m fine.
The dog has put me to the ground today. We were rollerblading in the park. My foot hurts now. It didn’t then. Anyways.
I got a mohawk haircut. A bit tilted. But it’s fun. It’s supposed to be that way. Fun, and tilted.
“What has inspired you to do that?”, he asked. “Not having to see clients”, I replied promptly. “I do FTP these days.”
The other absolutely extraordinary piece of news is that Parov Stelar has messaged me on Twitter, suggesting junodownload.com, when I have complained that his album is not available on iTunes Romania. So, here I am at 3 in the morning, listening to that, his latest release, Coco. After the call from the bank checking the validity of the internet card transaction. Pretty amazing stuff. Pretty good release!
Let me post a picture of the un-named one 
It’s been such a day. Move that to the left. No, too much, more to the right. Make that bold. Can we have it regular? I think it should be easier to spot that bit, maybe turn it into bold font, what do you think? kinda manoovering… but I’m smiling. I know the client. I know the material.
There is nothing better than those things you can grab in the park: water tastes better, delicious food lies everywhere just waiting to be licked, chewed or plainly swallowed.
All dogs showing interest in me should be ignored. Subsequently I will in turn show interest only to those initially not taking any interest in my canine person.
It’s interesting if it (still) moves.
Shit is good only if it’s quality shit.
Old spam is being replaced by new spam.
Is it still music if I have my headphones on, but can hear what you are playing on your own set of headphones?
Or super computer mum. Or super computer literate mum. You get the picture 
So, I send my mum and my bro the following http://vimeo.com/5985294, subject line “Special dedication to Mutti”.
In like thirty minutes I get back her reply.
“It’s indeed a match. I have clicked the link you sent and I cannot see anything, looks like I need to do something else too, I have clicked <<see>> and the Internet has sent me some message (note: she doesn’t speak English) Can I still watch the movie? How? I have been able to see a picture with the computer savvy mum and a man, I assume the clumsy husband. Awaiting for more clues!”
So I send her the further indications. (LATER EDIT: like press triangle looking like a tape recorder play button.)
And she later replies: “Victory ! I have managed to watch! Pretty cool. Exactly like us. It’s a good match. Except for me, of course!”
How could I not love her?
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