More deluxe hobo tips and tricks
Stroll casually through a busy mall of your choice with a branded paper bag. Inside the bags place one empty shoes box, price tag up. The box has to be branded exactly like the bags, of course, and in pristine condition. Its origin: previous shopping sessions, you know, when it wasn’t a crisis. Smile confidently. Hope you will meet someone. If you do, answer smilingly. Use positive words. Keep yourself hydrated with still water. You can acquire this from a cheap neighborhood market, but if so, please remove price tag. Buy something on sale. Say 15 ron t-shirt. Look busy. It helps if you can mimic updating your Internet stats via your say Blackberry or similar device. Success is yours.
