More deluxe hobo tips and tricks
Posted on September 13th, 2009 by monsoux
Stroll casually through a busy mall of your choice with a branded paper bag. Inside the bags place one empty shoes box, price tag up. The box has to be branded exactly like the bags, of course, and in pristine condition. Its origin: previous shopping sessions, you know, when it wasn’t a crisis. Smile confidently. Hope you will meet someone. If you do, answer smilingly. Use positive words. Keep yourself hydrated with still water. You can acquire this from a cheap neighborhood market, but if so, please remove price tag. Buy something on sale. Say 15 ron t-shirt. Look busy. It helps if you can mimic updating your Internet stats via your say Blackberry or similar device. Success is yours.
i’m worried, are you ok?
don’t be, I am just delusional, a bit
you forgot to mention, “weight shoe box with stone found in the mall parking”. otherwise you may gesture loosely and break your cover.
oh, why break your back?! I recommend the empty box, on the shoulder, lady bag like. No flimsy movements and you won’t break your cover either
Voila!
can I please borrow branded paper bag and according shoe-box from you?
also…are there any paper bag and shoe-boxes rental / buying services available in b-city? (hmm…interesting business start-up idea just escaped my fingers 
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I can already see the online banner: Rent an empty branded bag and box now!