Dog’s rules
There is nothing better than those things you can grab in the park: water tastes better, delicious food lies everywhere just waiting to be licked, chewed or plainly swallowed.
All dogs showing interest in me should be ignored. Subsequently I will in turn show interest only to those initially not taking any interest in my canine person.
It’s interesting if it (still) moves.
Shit is good only if it’s quality shit.
