I recommend the movie, I don’t recommend Baneasa Drive-in Cinema. Some idiot has had the marvelous idea of opening an outdoor club in front of the mall. The bass dubbed music could be heard in the cinema while watching the movie. And this is no quiet movie. But listening to some Happy Birthday song after watching a blood bath on the screen is not funny, just weird.
Genius dialoque took place between the two Ns, as follows.
Him: How has the war ended?
Her: At the cinema.
Stroll casually through a busy mall of your choice with a branded paper bag. Inside the bags place one empty shoes box, price tag up. The box has to be branded exactly like the bags, of course, and in pristine condition. Its origin: previous shopping sessions, you know, when it wasn’t a crisis. Smile confidently. Hope you will meet someone. If you do, answer smilingly. Use positive words. Keep yourself hydrated with still water. You can acquire this from a cheap neighborhood market, but if so, please remove price tag. Buy something on sale. Say 15 ron t-shirt. Look busy. It helps if you can mimic updating your Internet stats via your say Blackberry or similar device. Success is yours.
When in a group pay with the credit card and collect the cash from the others. You would have avoided this way the steep bank fee for withdrawing cash at the ATM. Worry about interest later. Live more in the now. Be bold. Have cash. Never lack small change again.
Let me sort the world in two: those who love me and those who don’t know me yet.
As a world premiere, at today’s dog walk, I was leading by a dog’s leash length. Rollerblading.
I think I have counted about a dozen “aww, poor dog”. As I kept rollerblading.
Tonight I expect to hear the thunder storm only.
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