Vampire growing teeth are sucking my life out
Posted on January 12th, 2011 by monsoux
It was four a.m. when I jump-start woke up. The little one was chewing something in the dark. The magnitude of the potential for destruction was huge: my IDs and credit cards, wristwatch, plugged wires and devices, those which define me as an addict (yes, initially I was tempted to spell “who” instead of which). So now it’s muddy and it’s late and I wish I had a dog walker.

Like mother, like son! (reference to the 4-legged puppy, not the 2-legged puppy)
So what was “the little one” chewing on?
@borderliner, yeah, but this mommy is getting very tired
@stingo, unidentified