Vampire growing teeth are sucking my life out

It was four a.m. when I jump-start woke up. The little one was chewing something in the dark. The magnitude of the potential for destruction was huge: my IDs and credit cards, wristwatch, plugged wires and devices, those which define me as an addict (yes, initially I was tempted to spell “who” instead of which). So now it’s muddy and it’s late and I wish I had a dog walker.

3 Responses to “Vampire growing teeth are sucking my life out”

  1. Like mother, like son! (reference to the 4-legged puppy, not the 2-legged puppy)

  2. So what was “the little one” chewing on?

  3. @borderliner, yeah, but this mommy is getting very tired

    @stingo, unidentified

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