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The hat and the feathers

The hat is good in the rain, the feathers are good for parade. (Anyone familiar with the idiom “raining on one’s parade”?)

Precondition

(I am not thrilled to bottom for you, but) If you want to f*ck me, please have a hard-on. (And that’s the least you should do.)

Morning word from the wise

The only thing worse than sh!t is dried sh!t. The mofo just doesn’t get out, clings to the surface, gets into the texture. It stinks. So, if there is sh!t going on in your life, at least keep it fresh and moist. Unless you prefer not to postpone things and get rid of it. Unless it’s good sh!t, and that would be another discussion. Good morning!