Morning word from the wise
Posted on January 18th, 2011 by monsoux
The only thing worse than sh!t is dried sh!t. The mofo just doesn’t get out, clings to the surface, gets into the texture. It stinks. So, if there is sh!t going on in your life, at least keep it fresh and moist. Unless you prefer not to postpone things and get rid of it. Unless it’s good sh!t, and that would be another discussion. Good morning!
Shitology is one very complex science!
Ah, but you have never heard of Spray ‘n Wash! Oh well, that sentence sounds too commercial and, snobbish me (giggle), they only sell it here. In case you were wondering, it’s a non-abstract carpet cleaner.
We actually thought of a commercial for it, since I am always and forever spilling red wine all over the place. I forgot how the commercial goes (partly due to the wine I actually managed to drink), but the essential part is that it cleans all kinds of sh!t, dried or not.
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