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Modern armour

“I saw you the other day, but I did not approach you. You were wearing this fine suit and I was not even sure that was you”.

Thank you very much. News flash, during the day I wear a suit almost every day. Your remark brings to mind my colleague’s “My aren’t we smart today. What’s the occasion?”. Well, it’s called going to work, paying the rent.

Funny how you decide you want to talk / not talk to me based on what I publish


Surprising conversation twist

After you approached me with “Are you THE monsoux?”, I did not see the “I don’t dig you, you’re like naive painting, it just doesn’t make sense to me” part coming. Now I do see it.

Washing my hands

Somebody brought me a snake fat soap. I had to literally scratch off the word snake before I could use it, but here we are. I had no idea that existed. Snake fat, not soap, duh. I was under the deeply wrong idea that snakes are these thin slick creatures. Apparently not. I am expanding my horizons everyday, conquering the world one phobia after another.

Mango relationship

So you brought me mango chocolate called “Single”, and still I didn’t get the message?!

Now that I am, I ate it. It was delicious.