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Sick and old, just like you like it

So this too was said about me. The guys were in their early twenties at best. Kissing in the bathroom. I swear I did not do anything to provoke this, just passing by. Unsuspecting victim of non-believers in my credo: if you don’t have anything nice to say, shut the f*ck up.

Pink Death Squad

“Oh, look! All three in pink. Why are you all in pink?”

“I don’t know!”

“We’re theĀ special forces. Knights of death?”

“Oh, look, over there! The lady of death.”

“Yeap, that’s four of usĀ in pink.”