Entries Tagged as 'abstracrap'

Single

Looks like I don’t know to find, I only know to search. That’s pretty f*cked up, really.

Navigating

Some do it better, some don’t.

Opatija boat

Discovery

There is music I never knew I had.

The world according to me

It is made of bargain hunters, bargain makers, and people who pay up. While the first two take opportunities, the latter are governed by vanity and honor.

The hat and the feathers

The hat is good in the rain, the feathers are good for parade. (Anyone familiar with the idiom “raining on one’s parade”?)

Morning word from the wise

The only thing worse than sh!t is dried sh!t. The mofo just doesn’t get out, clings to the surface, gets into the texture. It stinks. So, if there is sh!t going on in your life, at least keep it fresh and moist. Unless you prefer not to postpone things and get rid of it. Unless it’s good sh!t, and that would be another discussion. Good morning!

I need to buy me some time

Know a store, anyone?

I am pretty

I am pretty sure.

New sayings

I was going to submit this to Dear Old Love, then I decided against it. Love, you cannot leave with it, you cannot leave without it.

I am outrageous like that

Most people are bothered by oxymoron, I suspect. But they are not necessarily bothered by inconsistency.

Gloss