T0p D0g Reloaded

And that would be including “gay” in your nickname, but then you’d indicate you’re bisexual further in your profile.

Tags: I am what I am and I will survive, amused, gayromeo by monsoux
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What was the 20 something female guard in the supermarket wearing today? A black t-shirt reading “security services PMS”.

Tags: amused, brilliant questions have no answers by monsoux
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Emperor’s Poem of the Four Seasons - Results

This is what the emperor has to say about you life path. It is only a high level snapshot and may not be entirely true. Have fun and do not forget to tell your friends about.

Born on the emperor’s knee
You will have to very work hard
But you may not achieve much success
You will have just enough for food and clothes
Have to work very hard when young
By middle age, you will be exhausted
However old age brings wealth

From here.

Tags: amused, not, the writing on the wall by monsoux
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Why do I get to see so clearly the power plug and carpet pattern down on the floor in your dick shot? Oh, wait! Why do I get to see your dick shot?

Tags: amused, gayromeo, this blog rated: Parental Guidance by monsoux
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Can anybody explain how a bottom can be a stud? Or even better you can explain it directly to the guy using the oxymoron in his profile: “Hey! im a 23 years old bottom stud… if u wanna know me text me here…”

LATER EDIT: this reminds me of the guys well over their 30s and whose nicks contain “boy”…  WTF?!

Tags: I am what I am and I will survive, amused, gayromeo, oxymoron not a moron by monsoux
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This is how I feel after trying the iPhone on display at the Orange Concept Store earlier today. So, there he was this guy who must’ve tried the device before me and was still logged on his FB account with the device I was testing.  I have first updated his status for all his friends to see: “X is still logged on a device in an Orange shop and a complete stranger is messing with his account”. And then I logged him off. And I am now smiling.

Tags: General Failure on my computer, amused, irl, shameless self promotion, sour irony, virtual reality by monsoux
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Doll, I’m fine.

The dog has put me to the ground today. We were rollerblading in the park. My foot hurts now. It didn’t then. Anyways.

I got a mohawk haircut. A bit tilted. But it’s fun. It’s supposed to be that way. Fun, and tilted.

“What has inspired you to do that?”, he asked. “Not having to see clients”, I replied promptly. “I do FTP these days.”

The other absolutely extraordinary piece of news is that Parov Stelar has messaged me on Twitter, suggesting junodownload.com, when I have complained that his album is not available on iTunes Romania. So, here I am at 3 in the morning, listening to that, his latest release, Coco. After the call from the bank checking the validity of the internet card transaction. Pretty amazing stuff. Pretty good release!

Let me post a picture of the un-named one

It’s been such a day. Move that to the left. No, too much, more to the right. Make that bold. Can we have it regular? I think it should be easier to spot that bit, maybe turn it into bold font, what do you think? kinda manoovering… but I’m smiling. I know the client. I know the material.

Tags: Gh. & co, Her Puppiness, Romerican, Tisa, Valentina, a picture a day, amused, dog tired, irl, jukebox treasures, mixing like crazy, my life as a dark comedy and the plot thickens, nothing bad can touch me, weird as sh!t, work works by monsoux
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Or super computer mum. Or super computer literate mum. You get the picture

So, I send my mum and my bro the following http://vimeo.com/5985294, subject line “Special dedication to Mutti”.

In like thirty minutes I get back her reply.

“It’s indeed a match. I have clicked the link you sent and I cannot see anything, looks like I need to do something else too, I have clicked <<see>> and the Internet has sent me some message (note: she doesn’t speak English) Can I still watch the movie? How? I have been able to see a picture with the computer savvy mum and a man, I assume the clumsy husband. Awaiting for more clues!”

So I send her the further indications. (LATER EDIT: like press triangle looking like a tape recorder play button.)

And she later replies: “Victory ! I have managed to watch! Pretty cool. Exactly like us. It’s a good match. Except for me, of course!”

How could I not love her?

Tags: amused, mum is one by monsoux
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I recommend the movie, I don’t recommend Baneasa Drive-in Cinema. Some idiot has had the marvelous idea of opening an outdoor club in front of the mall. The bass dubbed music could be heard in the cinema while watching the movie. And this is no quiet movie. But listening to some Happy Birthday song after watching a blood bath on the screen is not funny, just weird.

Genius dialoque took place between the two Ns, as follows.

Him: How has the war ended?

Her: At the cinema.

Tags: amused, me at the movies, rantrantrant by monsoux
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Stroll casually through a busy mall of your choice with a branded paper bag. Inside the bags place one empty shoes box, price tag up. The box has to be branded exactly like the bags, of course, and in pristine condition. Its origin: previous shopping sessions, you know, when it wasn’t a crisis. Smile confidently. Hope you will meet someone. If you do, answer smilingly. Use positive words. Keep yourself hydrated with still water. You can acquire this from a cheap neighborhood market, but if so, please remove price tag. Buy something on sale. Say 15 ron t-shirt. Look busy. It helps if you can mimic updating your Internet stats via your say Blackberry or similar device. Success is yours.

Tags: amused, hobo news by monsoux
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