That too
I meant “Rise and shine”, but the auto correct feature suggested “Rise and sh!t”. Oh, that too, it’s common sense.
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Tangling wires
Miss Flori is: tidy, very, but very talkative, and simple. But I suspect she hates cables and wires. The thing she does to them! So, quickly, hide all your sh!t she can make together into a confused mass, here comes Miss Flori and her fierce-full vacuum cleaner. Oh, wait, too late, the vacuum cleaner has cable or two. Sh!t!
I feel like such a wi-fi wiz
And it’s totally unjustified. I have not invented anything. I have merely followed some indications over the phone. Life!
Even if you don’t plan to shake (hands) on it
People, start washing your hands, when you’re done with your toilet business. Man, you’re gross. Modern apes! Thinking your dick is the cleanest, the best thing… is the epitome of self-centered consumer culture that will lead to human destruction. Flash news, I don’t want anything to do with your dick.
The height of indecision
And that would be including “gay” in your nickname, but then you’d indicate you’re bisexual further in your profile.
True to life, in Sinaia
What was the 20 something female guard in the supermarket wearing today? A black t-shirt reading “security services PMS”.
Just my luck!
Emperor’s Poem of the Four Seasons - Results
This is what the emperor has to say about you life path. It is only a high level snapshot and may not be entirely true. Have fun and do not forget to tell your friends about.
Born on the emperor’s knee
You will have to very work hard
But you may not achieve much success
You will have just enough for food and clothes
Have to work very hard when young
By middle age, you will be exhausted
However old age brings wealth
From here.
Macro
Why do I get to see so clearly the power plug and carpet pattern down on the floor in your dick shot? Oh, wait! Why do I get to see your dick shot?
Cunning lingua
Can anybody explain how a bottom can be a stud? Or even better you can explain it directly to the guy using the oxymoron in his profile: “Hey! im a 23 years old bottom stud… if u wanna know me text me here…”
LATER EDIT: this reminds me of the guys well over their 30s and whose nicks contain “boy”… WTF?!
FB Zorro
This is how I feel after trying the iPhone on display at the Orange Concept Store earlier today. So, there he was this guy who must’ve tried the device before me and was still logged on his FB account with the device I was testing. I have first updated his status for all his friends to see: “X is still logged on a device in an Orange shop and a complete stranger is messing with his account”. And then I logged him off. And I am now smiling.
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