Entries Tagged as 'annoyed'

Use your key, don’t force the door

First of all, there was a time when the front door was not locked, so yeah, now people have to kinda get back to the habit of using a key. It’s a big deal! Dig well inside of your pockets, if you remember which one, if you have a spare hand, all that.

But it’s all besides the point.

Because just having such a notice on your front door says “This door can be forced. It has been forced before and you can force it right now. Keys are for sissies that stay in front of a closed door reading notices like this”

Rant of the day

Can people please learn the difference between “Reply” and “Reply to all”? And use it appropriately? Thank you.

Odd

It’s cold, my nose is dry. A text woke me at five something. It was a thank you reply to a message I’ve sent sometime yesterday. Plus somebody’s birthday, which was yesterday, sends me into the past right now. Only on the screen of my PDA. I have hardly done any of the work I had planned to complete over the weekend. Have I mentioned it’s cold?

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Little signs for the odd day

When you wake up and your face looks like a Charlie Chaplin shoe, you obviously have no clue still. When you don’t manage to obtain coffee from the coffee machine because you have errr forgotten to add water previously, you have just messed with your coffee bathroom cycle. When you go for the new bathroom breakfast coffee cycle, it’s also because you have attempted to pour milk from an unsealed tetra pack. You have a full fledged breakfast. That in itself is a wonder, considering the numerous intermediary actions required in order to achieve such excellency. By now you have your eyes wide open, you brain starts to unravel. You consider writing a rant and posting it. You have your final confirmation, when you read the following spam “you have drank yourself to death and considered it”. Visionary! Where are the days of Viagra, Cialis and plain Nigerian scams? I ask.

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Nothingness

I find it amazing when I am tired and ready to go to sleep after doing absolutely nothing.

Spam advice: Live life to the fullest

Dearest spam,

I am trying.

Yours sincerely (and unfortunately),

monsoux

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