T0p D0g Reloaded

I am sorry to inform those aspiring to the position, including myself, that the position is now taken. Ms. Flori is now officially appointed as queen of hangers. She is continuing to do a great job at tangling-untangling wires. All is well in clean-land, except for the dogs, who are messy but cute.

PS spring is here. I can tell, because my nose started jogging. (Before asking me if I started leading a healthier life, please remember I am allergic, so I am basically talking about a running nose. OK.)

PPS I am an “uncle”. My “niece” is Petra and an Aries. Like all those she is a bit pushy and rushed into this world a week earlier than scheduled. But all are fine. Hope to see both girls today.

Tags: Her Puppiness, Tisa, Vava, dna. Flori, hobo news, home is not a hotel by monsoux
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I’m writing this on a minute keyboard. It makes writing very painful. But there is no other connection for me to rant on. For some reason it’s a free day slash national slash populist celebration. God forbid anything fails you now, you are then officially fucked. The vet is celebrating 1st of May. So is the cable guy and the internet guys. Yes, I might have an internet addiction, but so far it’s been harmless.

Only now I am also hungry. The fridge was empty and so was my account too, thanks heavens for credit cards. So now I am drinking a dry white Castel Starmina. Not adviseable on an empty stomach, nor on a short temper. Nevertheless, I am a stilish bum, I challange you to state any different.

One last advice. Stay away from a controversy with me. I will orally sweep the floors with you when I’m like this.

Cheers and happy 1st of May to you too!

Tags: N900, annoyed, hobo news, pissed off, this blog rated: Parental Guidance by monsoux
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Stroll casually through a busy mall of your choice with a branded paper bag. Inside the bags place one empty shoes box, price tag up. The box has to be branded exactly like the bags, of course, and in pristine condition. Its origin: previous shopping sessions, you know, when it wasn’t a crisis. Smile confidently. Hope you will meet someone. If you do, answer smilingly. Use positive words. Keep yourself hydrated with still water. You can acquire this from a cheap neighborhood market, but if so, please remove price tag. Buy something on sale. Say 15 ron t-shirt. Look busy. It helps if you can mimic updating your Internet stats via your say Blackberry or similar device. Success is yours.

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When in a group pay with the credit card and collect the cash from the others. You would have avoided this way the steep bank fee for withdrawing cash at the ATM. Worry about interest later. Live more in the now. Be bold. Have cash. Never lack small change again.

Tags: Simon says, a picture a day, banking is evil, hobo news by monsoux
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