Entries Tagged as 'hobo news'

Howzit hangin’?

I’m writing this on a minute keyboard. It makes writing very painful. But there is no other connection for me to rant on. For some reason it’s a free day slash national slash populist celebration. God forbid anything fails you now, you are then officially fucked. The vet is celebrating 1st of May. So is the cable guy and the internet guys. Yes, I might have an internet addiction, but so far it’s been harmless.

Only now I am also hungry. The fridge was empty and so was my account too, thanks heavens for credit cards. So now I am drinking a dry white Castel Starmina. Not adviseable on an empty stomach, nor on a short temper. Nevertheless, I am a stilish bum, I challange you to state any different.

One last advice. Stay away from a controversy with me. I will orally sweep the floors with you when I’m like this.

Cheers and happy 1st of May to you too!

Tags: N900, annoyed, hobo news, pissed off, this blog rated: Parental Guidance by monsoux
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More deluxe hobo tips and tricks

Stroll casually through a busy mall of your choice with a branded paper bag. Inside the bags place one empty shoes box, price tag up. The box has to be branded exactly like the bags, of course, and in pristine condition. Its origin: previous shopping sessions, you know, when it wasn’t a crisis. Smile confidently. Hope you will meet someone. If you do, answer smilingly. Use positive words. Keep yourself hydrated with still water. You can acquire this from a cheap neighborhood market, but if so, please remove price tag. Buy something on sale. Say 15 ron t-shirt. Look busy. It helps if you can mimic updating your Internet stats via your say Blackberry or similar device. Success is yours.

Tags: amused, hobo news by monsoux
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Deluxe hobo tricks and tips

When in a group pay with the credit card and collect the cash from the others. You would have avoided this way the steep bank fee for withdrawing cash at the ATM. Worry about interest later. Live more in the now. Be bold. Have cash. Never lack small change again.

Tags: Simon says, a picture a day, banking is evil, hobo news by monsoux
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