T0p D0g Reloaded

How do you call hitting a child’s face with a bottle of Johnson and Johnson’s No Tears shampoo?

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DM’s Peace was written for me. More precisely for me at this point in time. There is just hope, not certainty, in this definitive “will come to me”. Hope I have. There are no guarantees in life, there will always be a little bugger of some kind to f*ck it all up for you and make you f*ck off, let’s face it. But it is important to stand up and against following each blow. Read and listen. I would like to dedicate this to my dearest friend in her time of need: leave anger in the past with all the shadows that it cast, there is no space for the regrets you must remember to forget.

Peace will come to me
Peace will come to me

I’m leaving bitterness
Behind this time
I’m cleaning up my mind
There is no space
For the regrets
I will remember to forget

Just look at me
I am walking love incarnate
Look at the frequencies
At which I vibrate
I’m going to light up the world

Peace will come to me
Peace will come to me

I’m leaving anger in the past
With all the shadows
That it cast
There is radar in my heart
I should have trusted
From the start

Just look at me
I am a living act of holiness
Giving all the positivity
That I possess
I’m going to light up the world

Peace will come to me
Just wait and see
Peace will come to me
It’s meant to be
Peace will come to me
Just wait and see
Peace will come to me
It’s an inevitability

Tags: I can relate, Valentina, jukebox treasures, state of mind needs good governance by monsoux
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I look 26.

I am a don de gente - “meaning you make the people around you happy”.

Tags: I can relate, driving everybody crazy since 1974, shameless self promotion by monsoux
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“We start becoming museums from the minute we are born; it’s inevitable. The only thing we can decide is whether to keep the museum open, when, for how much time, whom to accept and on what admittance tax. And even is control is limited, because after a given time, others will take over our museum and call it “the memory of…”!”

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I don’t know if he was the first to say it. I don’t care if this is Internet folklore already. I know it from one of andix’s comments. Thank you. It’s a perfect lesson for life.

“Your ass is your best friend. Your own ass won’t let you down. Care for your own ass, ’cause it’s gonna be with you for the rest of your life.

In other words, your ass comes first. watch your ass.”

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Just as I was running out of subjects, this happy funny sad news has just arrived. Apparently being gay derails repopulation plan.

Tags: I can relate, yet by monsoux
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This all too familiar truths are well told by Amy. Amy, only one suggestion. This is what I thought I heard the first time, and it made me laugh hysterically:

“You can’t SEE down right,
Cuz you jeans are too tight”

Anyways, here goes, pure genius on repeat:

Lyrics to Fuck Me Pumps:
When you walk in the bar,
And you dressed like a star,
Rockin’ your F me pumps.

And the men notice you,
With your Gucci bag crew,
Can’t tell who he’s lookin’ to.

Cuz you all look the same,
Everyone knows your name,
And that’s you whole claim to fame.

Never miss a night,
Cuz your dream in life,
Is to be a footballers wife
You don’t like players,
That’s what you say-a,
But you really wouldn’t mind a millionaire.

You don’t like ballers,
They don’t do nothing for ya,
But you’d love a rich man six foot two or taller.

You’re more than a fan,
Lookin’ for a man,
But you end up with one-nights-stands.

He could be your whole life,
If you got past one night,
But that part never goes right.

In the morning you’re vexed,
He’s onto the next,
And you didn’t even get no taste.

Don’t be too upset,
If they call you a skank,
Cuz like the news everyday you get pressed.

You don’t like players,
That’s what you say-a,
But you really wouldn’t mind a millionaire.

Or them big ballers,
Don’t do nothing for ya.
But you’d love a rich man six foot two or taller,

You can’t sit down right,
Cuz you jeans are too tight,
And your lucky its ladies night.

With your big empty purse,
Every week it gets worse,
At least your breasts cost more than hers.

So you did Miami,
Cuz you got there for free,
But somehow you missed the plane.

You did too much E,
Met somebody,
And spent the night getting caned.

Without girls like you,
There’d be no fun,
We’d go to the club and not see anyone.

Without girls like you,
There’s no nightlife,
All those men just go home to their wives.

Don’t be mad at me,
Cuz you’re pushing thirty,
And your old tricks no longer work.

You should have known from the jump,
That you always get dumped,
So dust off your fuck me pumps
[ Fuck Me Pumps Lyrics on http://www.lyricsmania.com/ ]

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