Entries Tagged as 'oxymoron not a moron'

I am outrageous like that

Most people are bothered by oxymoron, I suspect. But they are not necessarily bothered by inconsistency.

Gloss

Cunning lingua

Can anybody explain how a bottom can be a stud? Or even better you can explain it directly to the guy using the oxymoron in his profile: “Hey! im a 23 years old bottom stud… if u wanna know me text me here…”

LATER EDIT: this reminds me of the guys well over their 30s and whose nicks contain “boy”…  WTF?!

Spam is just a moron

Judging that competition is fierce some spam generator had the humour to name its user ID me and google at yahoo dot com. Pretty much like me fucking googling from Yahoo Answers.

Sleepy joke

Clearly I cannot see clearly.

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The dog’s a moron :)

Beware! Mean dog, it will drool all over you. If you jump the fence it won’t let you go. Unless you play fetch and pet it a couple of times. dsc00033.JPG

Me and rent boys


In Turkey, apparently, I am good for rent boys. That’s got me thinking. It’s not necessarily happy thoughts about my (coming of) age. So I have mood-switched to “I must look affluent enough to afford a rent boy”. Hence, my reply to [Chicken], that’s what he said his name was, “I am just another poor boy”.