Entries Tagged as 'people screening'

Even if you don’t plan to shake (hands) on it

People, start washing your hands, when you’re done with your toilet business. Man, you’re gross. Modern apes! Thinking your dick is the cleanest, the best thing… is the epitome of self-centered consumer culture that will lead to human destruction. Flash news, I don’t want anything to do with your dick.

Imaginary dialogue in the park

“Excuse me, are you cleaning that up?”

“Excuse me, the dog is pissing. When you go behind that tree, how do you clean that up?”

All the looney cases aside, I enjoy walking rollerblading the dog in the park. There are a lot of sweet granny types, adorably innocent little ones and oh, let’s not forget, on a totally different note: the hunks.