Entries Tagged as 'scatters of glitter'

Kill a baby fly

It will make you feel more competent. Plus the annoying little fuck was asking for it. What do you mean it needed time to get around?! What’s up with all this shit?

This text is a budhist pamphlet.

I’ve never known how many teeth the humans have

I am withholding myself from sending you the following text message “I am staring at your teeth”. I hope this will cause you at least a smile.