Entries Tagged as 'Simon says'

Going there again

You are entitled to make the same mistake twice: the first time it is trial and error; the second time it is making sure or giving it a second chance. The third time is just being plain stupid.

Funny how you decide you want to talk / not talk to me based on what I publish


Navigating

Some do it better, some don’t.

Opatija boat

I am not harsh

I know what I want from you and it annoys me when it turns out you don’t.

Discovery

There is music I never knew I had.

Never a good ideea

Feeling like throwing a fit? Fine, just don’t throw it by text. It will later be there for me to read repeatedly and wonder how hysteric you can be.

Genuine Alligator Made in France

The more tired, the more smart I am. Talking outfits here, not brains.

by the railway

Even if you don’t plan to shake (hands) on it

People, start washing your hands, when you’re done with your toilet business. Man, you’re gross. Modern apes! Thinking your dick is the cleanest, the best thing… is the epitome of self-centered consumer culture that will lead to human destruction. Flash news, I don’t want anything to do with your dick.

Heavy duty

If you have the new tea pot on heavy duty, next is your bladder.

Emulation

“A copy is embarrassing”, he said.