Entries Tagged as 'Simon says'

Even if you don’t plan to shake (hands) on it

People, start washing your hands, when you’re done with your toilet business. Man, you’re gross. Modern apes! Thinking your dick is the cleanest, the best thing… is the epitome of self-centered consumer culture that will lead to human destruction. Flash news, I don’t want anything to do with your dick.

Heavy duty

If you have the new tea pot on heavy duty, next is your bladder.

Emulation

“A copy is embarrassing”, he said.

Spam wisdom

Old spam is being replaced by new spam.

Deluxe hobo tricks and tips

When in a group pay with the credit card and collect the cash from the others. You would have avoided this way the steep bank fee for withdrawing cash at the ATM. Worry about interest later. Live more in the now. Be bold. Have cash. Never lack small change again.

I am the big divide!

Let me sort the world in two: those who love me and those who don’t know me yet.

Romanian karate kids at the seaside

Definition

One is lucky if one finds things before having to look for them.

Sun in the rain

Let’s set the record straight

The lid covers it. The lid does not make it stink less.

Bird’s eye view

Near miss

I hate it when you have to go, sniff, plan, target, and then you go outside the perimeter. That’s so… human. That’s so boss like.

Do you take advice from a South African wine?

If not, maybe you should. I have. And I went home.

Wine advice