T0p D0g Reloaded

I am outrageous like that

monsoux — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 20:57:50 +0000

Most people are bothered by oxymoron, I suspect. But they are not necessarily bothered by inconsistency.

Telecom

monsoux — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 21:17:43 +0000

I am annoyed not with the ring of my phone, but with my phone ringing.

TV

monsoux — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 12:52:10 +0000

Finally, a series I am going to follow on Hallmark.

Don’t, just don’t

monsoux — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:01:59 +0000

No snow eating, please. No, you cannot have the yellow one. Trust me.

So, here I am

monsoux — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 18:43:55 +0000

It’s beautiful, but unclear. It’s crisp and dump. I wouldn’t call it my favourite, but I’m OK with it, mostly.

Good riddance, 2009!

monsoux — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 11:53:17 +0000

Have a safe trip in 2010!

This not a language contest

monsoux — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 05:05:11 +0000

This is not even a contest between languages. This is a weapon of choice, thank you very much. It’s the show in the slaughter house. It’s what I choose to let others see. Mind you, it’s just a blog. My therapy. And you don’t know me just because you’re ~~sometimes~~ reading my writing. I am not a blog. If, however, you know what I am, do comment. I’d be happy to review your suggestions.

The height of indecision

monsoux — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 09:04:05 +0000

And that would be including “gay” in your nickname, but then you’d indicate you’re bisexual further in your profile.

Ladylike

monsoux — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 14:15:24 +0000

There was this joke that a true lady would rather be separated from her husband than from her bag. I now have a question. What happens with the husband when the lady meets with these bags?

(before you click you should know this is a pro-bono post)

Pluses and minuses

monsoux — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 07:12:28 +0000

In this aritmetic logic, I’ve lost a mirror and I have gained ared wine stain.