It took USD 0.07 to know who he was

He dumped me texting, and I never saw that text coming.

I have started making coffee for one

Again. And it sucks. Not the coffee, the coffee is awesome. The for one part.

For me every hour is perfect, because we are working on the same floor.

I know, I dropped the context out, so it sounds like a probable love declaration. For sure it sounds a bit poetic. It’s in fact a cover letter, for getting a job. I have received it. The next thing I know, the sentence in the title continues with: I don’t know for sure, but I think that I got off the elevator with you today.

Women today! Good thing we didn’t get it on.

Back to dust the place and resuscitate your interest

Dear hardcore followers,

Thank you for your undying love and attention, and, most of all, for your witty and sensitive comments. I have been missing in action lately, but I am sure you already know that. I am the primary care giver to two four-legged creatures  now, and they are both top dogs so maybe I’ll put the plural into this blog too. It’s kinda difficult to wake up, run around, and fall asleep with a smile on your face, but I don’t want to complain. Life has been fairly fair to me recently. It’s only that I had to cut short on my blog addiction. Sometimes in favour of new addictions, read gadgets. And when two is the figure “du jour” nothing much can fit into the picture. For those wondering, I am talking about my two iPhone 4s, since my camera was de facto discarded in the hands of more time-competent acquaintances.

In brief, it’s Mercury retrograde, a time to recover and reclaim. And this is just that.

See you soon with another cartoon!

Use a condom

Sick and old, just like you like it

So this too was said about me. The guys were in their early twenties at best. Kissing in the bathroom. I swear I did not do anything to provoke this, just passing by. Unsuspecting victim of non-believers in my credo: if you don’t have anything nice to say, shut the f*ck up.

Pink Death Squad

“Oh, look! All three in pink. Why are you all in pink?”

“I don’t know!”

“We’re the special forces. Knights of death?”

“Oh, look, over there! The lady of death.”

“Yeap, that’s four of us in pink.”

Modern armour

“I saw you the other day, but I did not approach you. You were wearing this fine suit and I was not even sure that was you”.

Thank you very much. News flash, during the day I wear a suit almost every day. Your remark brings to mind my colleague’s “My aren’t we smart today. What’s the occasion?”. Well, it’s called going to work, paying the rent.

Funny how you decide you want to talk / not talk to me based on what I publish


Surprising conversation twist

After you approached me with “Are you THE monsoux?”, I did not see the “I don’t dig you, you’re like naive painting, it just doesn’t make sense to me” part coming. Now I do see it.

Washing my hands

Somebody brought me a snake fat soap. I had to literally scratch off the word snake before I could use it, but here we are. I had no idea that existed. Snake fat, not soap, duh. I was under the deeply wrong idea that snakes are these thin slick creatures. Apparently not. I am expanding my horizons everyday, conquering the world one phobia after another.