Mango relationship

So you brought me mango chocolate called “Single”, and still I didn’t get the message?!

Now that I am, I ate it. It was delicious.

Navigating

Some do it better, some don’t.

Opatija boat

Queen of hangers

I am sorry to inform those aspiring to the position, including myself, that the position is now taken. Ms. Flori is now officially appointed as queen of hangers. She is continuing to do a great job at tangling-untangling wires. All is well in clean-land, except for the dogs, who are messy but cute.

PS spring is here. I can tell, because my nose started jogging. (Before asking me if I started leading a healthier life, please remember I am allergic, so I am basically talking about a running nose. OK.)

PPS I am an “uncle”. My “niece” is Petra and an Aries. Like all those she is a bit pushy and rushed into this world a week earlier than scheduled. But all are fine. Hope to see both girls today.

Milestones

I knew you were not interested in me when you asked me to lend you money.

I knew you had no honour when the deadline for paying back passed and no money was returned.

It was a small price to pay for such a valuable lesson.

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Same country, different county

It was really nice to able to hear your voice on the phone last night. Welcome “back”!

Not the right amount

Too many guys. Too many guys in my life. Not enough the right ones. I might have to find a way to melt all their qualities into one. How do I do that? Settle for less? Live my life in virtual reality?

So here we are, 8 March, another day for love and appreciation, I think I might need a shrink soon. Otherwise I am just fine.

I am not harsh

I know what I want from you and it annoys me when it turns out you don’t.

All dogs must fall

Snowing in the sunshine is fabulous. It is! Only I was not fully enjoying it as while this phenomenon was resplendenting over Bucharest I was hurriedly headed back home, one dog in my arms, the dog leash around my waist and the other dog sort of understanding the situation was following/leading in an erratic manner. In brief, the small dog fell into the lake. So I had to pull her out, wrap her in the Calvin Klein jacket and carry her home , which I did, cursing in my mind and between my teeth. All dogs must fall into the water, but can we please choose a summer month, thank you very much?! Can we please not do it when I am sick? Can we just enjoy the weather? No pictures, no tweets, no nothing, there was no time. Oh, my arms hurt so much. It?s like going to the gym without going to the gym.

The dog who ate the magnet

She was trying to be Magnetic Dog. Although she might’ve just chewed on the thing and now it’s gone.